hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via orgasm)

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

(via orgasm)

humorprince:

it’s really hard when you’re in a group of friends and each of them has their own “best friend” in the group.

(via epic-humor)

richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

(Source: homophobic, via best-of-text-posts)

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

image

"white people can’t twer-"

image

(via best-of-text-posts)

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via orgasm)